Asked by feminist14er
Well heyy, thanks so much! You know, all those years of fic cultivated a very specific skill set—erotic romance just seemed like a natural way to take this act on the road. As for what to read next, Cara McKenna is completely fantastic—HARD TIME and AFTER HOURS specifically. And as far as our Canadian cops—I mean, clearly SOMEBODY has to write that Sam/Andy/Marlo pregnancy threesome, no? (Just kidding.) (Half-kidding.)
Asked by Anonymous
Well hey, Anon, thanks! You know, there’s nothing in the pipeline right this second, but that definitely doesn’t mean there won’t be more in the future. This season had so many gaps that needed filling, the most urgent of which was why Sam changed his bedroom art so much.
best fanfic tropes:
- 'i guess we'll have to share the bed'
- 'maybe we should pretend to date'
- 'oh no….look like we trapped in this closet together….'
- 'my room mate is kind of hot?????'
- I can’t go alone to my ex’s wedding
- Omg our car broke down in a snowstorm
- Hot single dad hires broke babysitter
hang with me; cute songs about the twists and turns of love, with female vocals and no mentions of dudes. or, the soundtrack to the lesbian romcom of my dreams.
i. best song ever - gabrielle aplin ii. boom clap - charli xcx iii. drove me wild - tegan and sara iv. please don’t say you love me - gabrielle aplin v. hang with me - robyn vi. goodness gracious - ellie goulding vii. please don’t leave me - p!nk viii. waves that rolled you under - young summer ix. i choose you - sara bareilles x. she keeps me warm - mary lambert
if the first shot of ur male main character involves him in bed with a naked woman he just had a one night stand with who’ll probably not have any lines (unless it’s to compliment the man) and who in all likelihood will never reappear in the story, all in an effort to make ur male character seem “cool but emotionally distant/fragile”
1. i already hate him
2. i already hate you